Is that Phil Lester as a cat?
Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for
She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.
Me for all of high school
if you’re hot, i will follow you and deal with your shitty blog later
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
throw it back
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
its 94 degrees
you are indoors shut up
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me